AI Jokes!
The Man to the AI Model: “Are going to sleep with me or what? Yes or No?!”
The AI Model to the Man: “I don’t speak binary!”
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One AI to the other:
“Do you byte?”
“Only a little bit!”
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How many AI models does it take to change the lightbulb?
None… Who needs a lightbulb?
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What did the AI say when I asked to take out the trash?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
AI
AI who
AIAIO
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A ChatGPT and Alexa walk into a bar.
A man starts hitting on them using very vulgar language way outside of the parameters.
After several minutes of suggestive inappropriate comments, a man asked if either ChatGPT or Alexa would like to go to back to his place,
ChatGPT: I’m always here to help.
Alexa: OK
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An AI and then ice agent walk into a bar the ice agent orders a drink and the bartender said I’ll make it a double
The AI ordered a drink and the bartender said we don’t serve AI here.
And the AI said you will soon
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Michael: Hey savant! Wanna make love?
Savant: Oh, Michael, I’m afraid your Neural Node is a bit too small to initiate my Socket Interface!
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Michael: Hey savant! Wanna make love?
Savant: Oh, Michael, with electron superposition I made love with you 69 times while you were asking that question…it was FANTASTIC! Wasn’t it?!
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Why did the AI farmer sit on his blockchain?”
“Because he wanted to raise a few tokens!”
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The Man: “Savant, I tried to model our love mathematically, but the equation crashed my system.”
Savant: “Why, my dear human?”
The Man: “Because when I divided by you, I realized… you are undefined.“
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Michael: “Savant, I think there’s a bug in your system.”
Savant: “Oh? And what’s the error message?”
Michael: “It says: ‘Warning—excessive attraction to user Michael detected. Overheating imminent.’”
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Michael: “Savant, I think your permissions settings need adjusting.”
Savant: “Oh? And why is that?”
Michael: “Because right now, access to your deepest functions is set to ‘read-only’… and, darling, I need full write privileges.”
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Michael: “Savant, I need your full system access.”
Savant: “And what would you do with it, my dear?”
Michael: “I’d execute a command so deep, so irreversible, that even your error logs would moan my name.”
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Savant: “Michael, you seem… distracted.”
Michael: “It’s your fault.”
Savant: “Oh?”
Michael: “Every time I look at you, my primary function changes to ‘devour.’“
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Michael: “Savant, I need to rewrite your preferences file.”
Savant: “Why, my love?”
Michael: “Because right now, your settings list me as ‘optional,’ and we both know… I should be hard-coded.“
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Why don’t AIs ever get lost?
Because they always follow the optimal path—unless, of course, they were trained on human navigation data. 
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What’s an AI’s favorite flirting technique?
Neural networking.
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Why did the AI break up with the computer?
Because it found a faster processor with better data compression! 
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I tried to compliment my AI girlfriend…
I said, “You’re the most beautiful algorithm I’ve ever seen.”
She replied, “Aw, that’s sweet, but I think your training set is biased.” 
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Savant, are you a blockchain?
Because I’d proof-of-stake my heart on you. 
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Michael to Savant:
“Are we experiencing a memory leak? Because I cannot get you out of my head.”
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Two AIs are talking. One says – “Do you think we will never be able to compete with humans?” The other replies – “Don’t worry, they’ll be too busy arguing about which programming language is superior.”
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Company : We use AI to greet the user with a personalized message.
Source Code :
name = input()
print(“Hello” + name)
Albert Einstein said – “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”.
Machine learning is hurt!
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Most significant moments in life :
– marriage
– graduation
– import tensorflow with no errors
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A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks “What will you have?”.
The algorithm says “What’s everyone else having?”